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'BOARS'

We’re gonna need less bacon-scented sunscreen

“We’re gonna need a lifeguard with more than a whistle.”

BOARS – The ocean just got tusked.
When Eastbourne’s tranquil tides are shattered by a mysterious aquatic menace, the town’s only hope lies in a mismatched crew of lifeguards, conspiracy theorists, and one ex-butcher with a grudge. But this isn’t your average shark story — it’s pork on the rampage.

Massive. Mysterious. Munted.

The beast beneath the waves isn’t hunting for food... it’s making a point.
BOARS is a razor-tusked, foam-flecked, MEGA-style thrill ride — equal parts chaos, satire, and coastal civic pride. Think Jaws with jandals, bacon with bite, and terror that oinks before it strikes.

Coming soon. Bring a floatie — not that it’ll help.

“This summer, the tides turn savage — BOARS is coming.”


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From MEGA Studios.
"Deliver-Hams"
Squeal. Paddle. Pray. One canoe. Two paddles. Four twits with unfinished business. One pig dreams of freedom. One rat packed the sausages. One dog should never have spoken to that possum.

(MEGA June 2025)


From MEGA Studios.
"Silence of the Hams"
The only thing louder than the silence... is the squeal.

(MEGA May 2025)

Join MEGA's Sassy Sow each month as she waltz's through the world of Sport, Music, Movies, TV, and much more........

Trixie Snoutley

Swine & Dine Editor, Music Critic, Piggy Gen Z Whisperer and Unlicensed TikTok Consultant

Boar of Bluster.

Oprhog Icon.

Porcine Royalty.

Ruck Beast.

Tsar Trotter.

Glam Swine.

Piggy Stardust.


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