BOARS – The ocean just got tusked.
When Eastbourne’s tranquil tides are shattered by a mysterious aquatic menace, the town’s only hope lies in a mismatched crew of lifeguards, conspiracy theorists, and one ex-butcher with a grudge. But this isn’t your average shark story — it’s pork on the rampage.
Massive. Mysterious. Munted.
The beast beneath the waves isn’t hunting for food... it’s making a point.
BOARS is a razor-tusked, foam-flecked, MEGA-style thrill ride — equal parts chaos, satire, and coastal civic pride. Think Jaws with jandals, bacon with bite, and terror that oinks before it strikes.
Coming soon. Bring a floatie — not that it’ll help.
“This summer, the tides turn savage — BOARS is coming.”