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" The Hogfather " 

“The Hogfather always delivers — one slice at a time.”

The Hogfather
In a world where power is carved up like Sunday roast, one pig rises from the sty to claim the throne.
Ruthless, cunning, and oddly well-dressed, The Hogfather takes on rival families, corrupt councils, and back-alley butchers in a battle for absolute swine supremacy.
When the snout meets the grindstone, loyalty is tested, pork gets political, and nobody leaves the table without paying the bill.

“An offer you can’t refuse – unless you’re vegetarian.” – Sty News Weekly
“Oinks with the operatic power of The Godfather, only crispier.” – Empire of Ham
“The most tender cut of cinema this year – served bloody brilliant.” – Daily Snout
“A cinematic feast — smoky, salty, and unforgettable.” – Rolling Boar
“The Godfather… but with crackling.” – Swine & Screen
“Epic, operatic, and dripping with gravy.” – The Times of Trotters


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From MEGAWORKS.
'Back to the Future:
Make Tomorrow Great Again'

“History has a flat tyre…
and we’re still driving it.”

(MEGA September 2025)


From MEGA Productions.
"Boars"
“We’re gonna need a lifeguard 
with more than a whistle.”

(MEGA August 2025)


From MEGA Studios.
"Deliver-Hams"
Squeal. Paddle. Pray. One canoe. Two paddles. Four twits with unfinished business. One pig dreams of freedom. One rat packed the sausages. One dog should never have spoken to that possum.

(MEGA June 2025)


From MEGA Studios.
"Silence of the Hams"
The only thing louder than the silence... is the squeal.

(MEGA May 2025)


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