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MEGA’s COMEDY CHAMPION 2026

Dig into the memory bank. Ask the family. Check what can legally be repeated.
Eastbourne has supplied decades of material ..... you know where it is buried.

HOW TO ENTER & THE DETAILS

We want your funniest local anecdote, true story, tall tale, embarrassing incident, character sketch or gloriously ridiculous memory connected to Eastbourne, Days Bay, Lowry Bay, York Bay, Mahina Bay, Sunshine Bay or the surrounding Bays.
Perhaps it involves:
• A well-known local character
• A neighbourhood disaster
• A ferry, bus, beach or barbecue incident
• A dog, penguin, council project or suspiciously confident seagull
• Something that could only have happened around Eastbourne and the Bays
Entries can be clean, cheeky, risqué or wonderfully inappropriate — but above all, they must be funny.
The competition is open to anyone who:
• Lives in Eastbourne or the Bays
• Previously lived in the area
• Has a genuine connection with Eastbourne or the Bays
Entries may be true, exaggerated or creatively retold, but they must have a clear local flavour.

Competition Dates

Entries open:
1 September 2026
Entries close:
1 October 2026

Entries received before or after these dates may be admired, but they will not be eligible to win.

The Prize
The winning entrant will receive:
NZ$250 cash
MEGA will also donate:
NZ$250 to a registered charity chosen by the winner
That means one good local laugh could be worth NZ$500 — half for the winner and half for a worthy cause.

Publication and Video Adaptation
The best entries — as subjectively determined by MEGA — may be published on the MEGA website & on other Social Media.

Selected stories may also be adapted into short video clips with the assistance of artificial intelligence and published


The T&C Stuff:

Video adaptations may include narration, generated characters, images, animation, music, sound effects and reasonable creative changes needed to turn the written story into an entertaining video.

MEGA will endeavour to preserve the humour, local flavour and essential meaning of the original entry. Submitting an entry gives MEGA permission to edit, adapt, reproduce and publish the entry in written, visual, audio and video formats, while the entrant retains ownership of their original written work.

Important Rules
Entries must not be defamatory, threatening, hateful, unlawfully offensive or likely to result in MEGA being chased down Muritai Road by lawyers.

If your entry identifies or clearly describes a real living person, you must provide MEGA with that person’s email address so we can obtain their approval before publishing the story or creating a video adaptation.

Do not submit private or sensitive information about another person without their knowledge.

The entrant is responsible for ensuring that the story is substantially their own work and does not unlawfully copy someone else’s material.

MEGA reserves the right to edit entries for length, clarity, grammar, taste and legal survival — while preserving the humour and spirit of the original.


How to Enter:

The ONLY entry form is Below on this page.

Maximum length:
500 words


The funniest eligible entry will be crowned:
MEGA’s COMEDY CHAMPION 2026 - Good Luck!



Enter the Great Eastbourne & Bays Laugh-Off

GOOD LUCK -  BE FUNNY!