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— but don’t worry, the half-built cycleway will save us!"

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Take a stroll through satire with our brand-new cartoon gallery
—featuring all the greatest hits, scandals, and squabbles from Eastbourne’s recent past.
Sharp lines, sharper commentary. Updated monthly.

Eastbourne’s Newest
Traffic Calming Measure:
The Porkhole!

"Why fix the roads when you can just plug the problem with... well, anything? M.E.G.A. says: HCC, less hogwash, more asphalt!"

[Feb 2025]

"Eastbourne Joins the Māori Roll
(Sort Of)

MEGA News | 31 March 2025

In a surprise twist worthy of a soap opera, Eastbourne might be added to the Māori electorate of Ikaroa-Rāwhiti under proposed boundary changes. The move would shift 3300 locals (and their compost bins) into an electorate that currently stretches all the way up to Ruatoria.
Before you clutch your pearls: this only affects Māori voters on the Māori roll. If you're not on it, your vote stays exactly where it is.
So, what changes?
You might notice more Māori political engagement, new perspectives on local issues, and maybe the odd hui down at the RSA.
Public feedback opens in June. Until then, feel free to wildly speculate over coffee.

Who is Captain Cooker XXXIII..........?

It started as a logo, a mascot, an idea. Now it is a dynasty, a sage, an adventure through time. A world where fantasy and fact collide in a rich tapestry that spans millennia. Just Click the image on the left and unlock the secrets that have been uncovered by the MEGA Crew. Enjoy!

“OH LOOK, THEY REMEMBER WHERE EASTBOURNE IS!”

Mayor ‘Amble Badly’ & Deputy ‘Newly Clueless’ resurface in Eastbourne after three years of strategic invisibility. — Must be election season.
Locals advised: Danger!
Do not you want more of the same-old? Or is it time for something fresh?
Doing nothing about it shouldn't be an option!
Your vote, your opinion matters.
[March 2025]

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